Definitely "alt.humour"

(i came across this humourous haiku quasi-haiku today...funny stuff! of course, it's the weird kind of funny that only i enjoy!)

"     'Shut Up' ....My father explained.     "

I suspect Wodehouse fans might find it a little ticklish.

...it took me a while to stop smiling after i'd read it.
it's hard to stop when you imagine an actual situation where a father would use this.

(EDIT: I went searching for more, and found pure gold at The Daily LifeKu. Samples below!)

"Hot shot smarty pants
Think you know everything?
Your face is stupid"

"Drunk man on the plane
I don’t need to hear you sing
Vomit quietly"

HAHAHA!!!!! PURE GOLD!

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